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A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind
the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.

Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the
dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb
you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?'

'My wife's.'

'What happened to her?'

The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her.'

He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?'

The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog
turned on her.'

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.

'Can I borrow the dog?'

'Get in line.'






Orange Aid

The doctor walked into the waiting room where a man had been waiting for several minutes. He said, "Hi. What seems to be the problem?"

The man replied, "I'm not sure, doc. There's something terribly wrong with my penis! Is turned bright orange!"

The doctor looked surprised and said, "Orange?? I've never heard of anything like that, and I've practiced medicine for 30 years! Let's have a look at it."

The man dropped his pants and showed the doctor his penis. Sure enough, it was bright orange, and the doctor gasped.

"Oh, my God!" he exclaimed. "I've never seen anything like this before! When did you first notice this?"

The man said, "About an hour ago."

The doctor said, "Can you think of anything you have done that could have caused this? What were you doing right before you noticed this?"

The man said, "Well, nothing, really. Just watching porno flicks and eating Cheetos."








HAHAHAHAHA!!

Yesterday i was sick, which was horrible. D: I lost my voice. I received a message, i cheered up thinking that it would be from sara but end up it was jiaying wishing me get well soon. I was disappointed. So i went back to rest and now im healthy again, alive kicking. So yo, you guys saw me in school today wahaha. There isnt a need for me to bring mufti tomorrow as i am still abit sick. Yay. hah be jealous, all ncc land guys.
ps: credits to jiaying (:

p.p.s: Thanks to the other 2 who wished me get well soon :D

Back from the NCC Specialists Course. Surprisingly, mutual was cancelled by the DC and replaced with trips to IGTS and the Singapore Discovery Centre. Same platoon as Darren. Made many new friends from other school which helped made the camp fun and exciting. Also bunked with interesting people, sleeping with them was damn fun. Advice to all going for spec course: Make friends. Then you won't feel so demoralised in camp.

Thanks to the people who gave me hints and tips during the specialist course for the tests and those who revised with me.

TO Mark: You may have gotten Best Cadet of Platoon 5, BUT you owe your 2nd sergeant rank to me :D

Today got science excursion. Stinks like shit. Should have gone to the one Jonathan go. Can win thumbdrive somemore. Got food supplied. Its the dream excursion.

Spec course next week. Stressed stressed!

I'm going to totally trash my SMS limit if I continue sms-ing Sherlyn like now -.-

Funny Signs

English sign in German cafe: “Mothers, Please Wash Your Hans Before Eating.”

On a scientist’s door: “Gone Fission”

Outside a hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.”

On a music teacher’s door: “Out Chopin.”

On the door of a music library: “Bach in a minuet.”

At a farmer’s field: “The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.”

In a podiatrist’s window: “Time wounds all heels.”

At the Electric Company: “We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.”

On Maternity Room door: “Push, Push, Push”

Sign on fence: “Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.”

Muffler shop: “No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.”

Veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

Optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”



Swear Words

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "b1tch" and the women called the man a "b4stard".

Their son walked in and said "What does b1tch and b4stard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my d1ck".

Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and d1ck mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".

On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Sh1t" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.

Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "F*ck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.

Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you b1tches and b4stards, put your d1cks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the sh1t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f*cking the turkey!


Who Am I?

One Monday morning the UPS guy is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

"Wow. Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,"the UPS man comments.

Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We hadabout fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekendfun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I."

The UPS man thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?"

"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."

The UPS man laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up seven times."



I hate you. You dao-ed me. TWICE! Didn't you promise that I'd always get priority?